"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"The envier praises me unknowingly."

"Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won the Golden Fleece, and then returns, experienced and knowledgeable, to spend the rest of his life among his family!"

"Not to have felt pain is not to have been human."

"You can judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing to them or for them."

"O why was I born with a different face? Why was I not born like rest of my race?"

"Any time you pull down a fence, always ask why it was put there in the first place."