"Unlike those who pretend to be immaculate, fallen angels are usually more intriguing because their earthliness is heavenly."

"Freedom also includes the right to mismanage your own affairs."

"If fear alters behavior, you're already defeated."

"And thou shalt smite thine enemy even unto the wall, gnashing thy teeth, and he shall grow small in thy mirrors."

"It's not enough to bash in heads. You've got to bash in minds."

"There's nothing so wrong that it can't be easily fixed or easily ignored. I just let things roll off."

"Enjoy when you can, and endure when you must."

"Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us."

"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principle one was that they escaped teething."

"I don't know a better preparation for life than a love of poetry and a good digestion."

"You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I cannot say one thing and mean another."

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize how much you love them."