"Vows were ever brokers to defiling."

"What a deformed thief this fashion is."

"It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are not deeds."

"Trifles light as air are to the jealous confirmations strong as proofs of holy writ."

"Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head."

"I have not slept one wink."

"No punishment of the unrighteous has ever been too severe in the eyes of the righteous."

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

"The more you know, the less you need."

"I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle."

"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home."

"There are only 3 sports, Bullfighting, Motor Racing and Mountain climbing. All the rest are games."