"What is now proved was only once imagined."

"Reality doesn't bite, rather our perception of reality bites."

"In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs."

"Any person of average intelligence could write a better commentary than he does. He hasn't covered a story in years."

"If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms."

"Democracy is not meant to be efficient, it is meant to be fair."

"The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose."

"When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat."

"The envier praises me unknowingly."

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."

"Kill one man, and you are a murderer. Kill millions of men, and you are a conqueror. Kill them all, and you are a god."

"One of these days, the people are going to demand peace of the government, and the government is going to have to give it to them."