"The Soviet Union is going to have a human-rights explosion. You'll have hundreds of thousands of dissidents."

"Do not be content with showing friendship in words alone, let your heart burn with loving kindness for all who may cross your path."

"Desires are the pulses of the soul; as physicians judge by the appetite, so may you by desires."

"They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for."

"...But separate a man from his car- that's inhuman."

"It's amusing how people express the fact that they're speechless by speaking."

"In fact, nothing is said that has not been said before."

"All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candor."

"Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?' no-one answers."

"Men are jerks. Women are psychotic."

"There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'"

"Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends."