"The worst moment for an atheist is when he feels grateful and has no one to thank."

"Thank God I have done my duty."

"Painting in watercolor is like walking a tight-rope; one must achieve a perfect balance between what the paint wants to do and what the artist wants to do, or all is lost."

"This is the most unprofessional production I've ever worked on! Nobody knows where they're going, or what they're doing, except, of course, for *ME*"

"Black holes are where God divided by zero."

"You are what you file."

"Concern for someone else was a good remedy for taking the mind off one's own troubles."

"I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill."

"For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros."

"No arsenal ... is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women."

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not."

"Disney, of course, has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor, he just tears him up."