"My bounce-around life had taught me that dreams were dangerous things - they look solid in your mind, but you just try to reach for them. It's like gathering clouds."

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."

"I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; Yet strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers."

"Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home."

"It may stink like me, but that's what makes it so collectible!"

"Sometimes there are no answers."

"It is the mark of an educated mind to rest satisfied with the degree of precision which the nature of the subject admits and not to seek exactness where only an approximation is possible."

"PYRRHONISM, n. An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that."

"Courage is saying, 'Maybe what I'm doing isn't working; maybe I should try something else.'"

"The truth knocks on the door and you say,'Go away, I'm looking for the truth,' and so it goes away."

"Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility at the other."

"An envious heart makes a treacherous ear."