"A woman should never be trusted with money."

"I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other."

"No one can be really esteemed accomplished who does not greatly surpass what is usually met with."

"The enthusiasm of a woman's love is even beyond the biographer's."

"You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure."

"I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person."

"My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment."

"Life is a tale told by an idiot -- full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."

"I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world."

"Fortune favors the bold."

"Men should not try to overstrain their goodness more than any other faculty."

"My illness is dut to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies."