"Who you are moment to moment is just a story."

"With a gun stuck in your mouth and the barrel of the gun between your teeth, you can only talk in vowels."

"Your birth is a mistake you'll spend your whole life trying to correct."

"A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection."

"Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life."

"People are all over the world telling their one dramatic story and how their life has turned into getting over this one event. Now their lives are more about the past than their future."

"Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good."

"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions."

"Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots."

"Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have."

"I must govern the clock, not be governed by it."

"For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst? Verily, when good is hungry is seeks food even in dark caves, and when it thirsts it drinks even of dead waters."