"Is there life before death?"

"I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous."

"I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck."

"Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport."

"Cogito ergo spud. - I think, therefore I yam"

"One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong."

"It is feeling and force of imagination that make us eloquent."

"The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are."

"You cannot condemn a man for what may only be a figment of your own imagination."

"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."

"He maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters."

"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time by sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave buttprints in the sands of time?"