"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot"

"All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl."

"Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles."

"Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves."

"Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself."

"I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career."

"We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."

"To be really great in little things, to be truly noble and heroic in the insipid details of everyday life, is a virtue so rare as to be worthy of canonization."

"The greatest thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in which direction we are moving."

"OUTDO, v.t. To make an enemy."

"HASH, x. There is no definition for this word -- nobody knows what hash is."

"You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think."