"Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture."

"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."

"I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night."

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?"

"I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open."

"Perseverance does not equal worthiness."

"Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not."

"I have often depended on the blindness of strangers."

"If you hire only those people you understand, the company will never get people better than you are. Always remember that you often find outstanding people among those you don't particularly like."

"Wise men have more to learn of fools than fools of wise men."

"Nothing great was ever acheived without enthusiasm."