"The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''"

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires."

"i like to have a martini, two at the very most - at three i'm under the table, at four, i'm under the host!"

"The only 'ism' Hollywood believes in is plagiarism."

"Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song, A medley of extemporanea; And love is a thing that can never go wrong; And I am Marie of Romania."

"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."

"You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more."

"Always run from a knife and rush a gun."

"Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it."

"The wise man thinks about his troubles only when there is some purpose in doing so; at other times he thinks about others things."

"Men of ill judgment oft ignore the goodThat lies within their hands, till they have lost it."

"Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."