"My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked."

"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia."

"He's suffering from Politicians' Logic. Something must be done, this is something, therefore we must do it."

"Self-reverence, self knowledge, self-control. These three alone lead life to sovereign power."

"Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time."

"We've all been blessed with God-given talents. Mine just happens to be beating people up."

"I have known sorrow and learned to aid the wretched."

"From error to error, one discovers the entire truth."

"Your happiness is defined by what makes your spirit sing."

"He that embarks on the voyage of life will always wish to advance rather by the impulse of the wind than the strokes of the oar; and many foulder in their passage; while they lie waiting for the gale."

"I'd rather have 30 minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special."

"Courage is almost a contradiction in terms. It means a strong deisre to live taking the form of a readiness to die."