"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"What you see is what you get."

"Funny is an attitude."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering."

"Where reason fails, time oft has worked a cure."

"Be brief, for no discourse can please when too long."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Without any inhibitions of any kind I make it quite clear that Australia looks to America, free of any pangs as to our traditional links or kinship with the United Kingdom."

"No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred you will not discuss their shortcomings with the neighbors."