"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them."

"The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century."

"To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off."

"New York: A third-rate Babylon."

"I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him."

"It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong."